- Assertive - By Pudge

It's time I put my paw down!
This is my bed Joey!!!

Hey.....at least give me some credit for trying..... :)

- Roommates - By Pudge

What's my problem with roommates you ask?

They think what is "yours" is now "ours"!!!

- Life Stinks - By Pudge

One time...I had to go to the vet.

Ya know what I was told?
She said, "You've got to go on a DIET!"
And my persons are obeying her!

STUPID STINKY VET!!

Can you imagine what my Thanksgiving was like?!
So yeah...LIFE STINKS!!!

- Pug Bowling - By Pudge